crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

by john July 13, 2003

Crooked Officer

when a cop aint striaght or fair and it takes an Illegal search 45 minutes, what the fuck you looking for
I roll on 24's, so the Dopeman is what they get me for
And that's a shame, a nigga can't ride nice
Without getting harassed, and facing 25 to life.

Mr. officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya

by ashhuleyy April 25, 2010

chook chaser

(n.) A clapped out motorbike. A trail or motocross bike. Taken from motorbikes used on farms used to 'chase' chickens.

Get on the chook chaser and round up the sheep.

Sweet, whendya get the new chook chaser?

by Em Dee October 3, 2005

Cooked cunt

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.

Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.

by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016

cook the books

Creative accounting,

My best account has cooked the books this year, my tax bill is the lowest ever

by john365 March 13, 2003

Crooks and Castles

Hot clothing brand sold on karmaloop. The concept was easy. "Crooks", criminals, pimps, hustlers, thieves, etc. And "Castles" those who got rich by becoming a crook.

I saved 20% off on Crooks and Castles clothing on Karmaloop by using repcode AN24457!!

by loscoches January 5, 2009

Dane Cook's Disease

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.

Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.

by C Miller July 3, 2008