cacking

laughing so hard you shit yourself

chesh said: im cacking myself

adam replied: thats so boot

by gertrude (geraldines sister) October 7, 2008

cranking duel

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.

Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.

by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012

Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the act of crying and wanking.

Upon realising that his friend would not be visiting him, Jack was unable to help himself from a day of heavy cranking.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 2, 2015

cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

cranking a fat shit

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.

Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.

by Swagmaster6969696969696 December 3, 2020

Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Whats Crackin

A way how a crip says whatsup !

Yo whats crackin homi

by SBL-ZAYY April 19, 2022