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steven cooke

Very well off , some may say landed gentry , others may say a snob . often the pivotal member of any love triangle . Thinks he has less money than he does , a truly beautiful man by all accounts but never sticks with one woman ( or man ) as he is what some may say a ' player ' . Despite his short comings he can be described as both a gentleman and a scholar . Also he is bald . love ya Steve .
Steven Cooke : " hey ... There's a stick there "

" I'm and ordinary working class man "

" I know a fella up the north side ... "
by a fan of this great man June 14, 2013
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Jordan Cook

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.
by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019
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Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit
Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.
by anonymous June 9, 2021
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Dane Cook

by Ireallydontlikeu69 June 21, 2019
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Cooking Class

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing
You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!

Her: I can't wait, what is it?

You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.
by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022
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trap cooking

Cooking while jamming to trap music, or cooking/making drugs.
Friend1 - "What are your doing?"
Friend 2 - "Oh I'm just trap cooking."
by Des-Tiny March 1, 2015
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we are cooking

a term used to denote high performance in a sports/athletic setting.
Person 1: "Man, we are up by like 6 points!"
Person 2: "I know, we are cooking, keep it up"
by JamezN42 October 17, 2022
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