conran

The name of an individual who smells like shit and finds difficulty talking to girls.

"That Conran cunt has no friends"

by sleb July 2, 2019

Conna

A person who is a simp or simpleton (someone who over values a woman)

Everyone: look at conna he is such a simp
Woman: i wish someone Simped for me as much as conna

Men: He is the simp

by Laughingguitar February 14, 2020

Conan

When something is promised to you for a very long time, but it is taken back amost immediatly. The person who gives/takes said thing is pulling a "Conan"

Dude, he totally got fucked over.
Yeah, that other guy pulled a Conan. What a douche.

by JubJubHero2 November 9, 2010

conman

the awesomest and rockinest guy in the history of awesome and rockin people.

the conman is so rockin

by brie "the conman" connors October 2, 2004

conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009

Conlan Oliver

Some fat retard that is addicted to eating six sandwiches or any other ungodly amount of fat people food. He is so ugly and fat, no woman would ever even think about talking to him. He weighs over a metric shit ton and is fucking gay. He also has a fat fucking chode, clocking in at about three inches long. Conlan Oliver is nothing but a fat, gay retard.

Man, Conlan Oliver is so fucking fat

by MilkyMike15 April 30, 2019

kailyn conant

a bitch with huge tits no ass and a deep throat

damn you heard about baron and that girl last night, yea i heard she was a hell of a kailyn conant

by potao10 January 29, 2018