Connan 

Connan is a charming, tall, charismatic and cool man. He has a unique, impeccable style, which makes all the girls swoon. A Connan’s dick is always at least 7 inches long when soft and can grow to be the size of a small giraffe neck when erect.

Joe: “You see Connan? He called me a baghead and I felt honoured,”

Nat: “I saw Connan’s dick and I think I’m going back from black,”

Connan by lilconn March 5, 2021

Connan 

One of the nicest and one of the sexiest lads you’ll ever meet and has a huge penis and would happily show everybody. He has the best eyes that you will ever meet.

Emma: yeah that’s connan, I’ve seen his big thing

Mollie: yeah I have too, it’s huge

Connan by Connan May 30, 2019

connan 

An arrogant son of a bitch who only thinks with his penis and probably has more brains in that head than the one resting on his shoulders. He complains way too much about things that don't matter whatsoever. He is selfish and usually pushes everything and everyone thats best for him, away. Apparently, he likes "man whores" (slutty girls that look more manly than chuck norris). Maybe this is because he let his best friend give him a handjob and he liked it a little too much. Maybe its because he's a closet homosexual. Who knows?

He is so much of an asshole, it's almost as if he is a connan.

connan by richyblake December 14, 2010

connan 

a little ranga who has an even smaller penis. he gets hard to his grandmother and lasts less than 20 seconds in bed. he has no sexual prospects and enjoys a fricker sticker on the weekends.

oh look he has a tiny penis he must be a connan

connan by tiny dick meat 69 February 7, 2022

conan gray 

The best youtuber too ever exist
He has a voice of an angel (not that i would know)
Also he sometimes draws and paints his nails
Gender rules? Never heard of her
Also he’s kinda an old grumpy man but in the best way possible

-I REALLY LIKE RICE GUM
-HUNI WTH JUST LISTEN TO CONAN GRAY

conan gray by Fukoff May 27, 2018

conan gray 

a big dummy who is the love of my life

friend: please stop talking about conan gray. i don’t care
me: disrespect my man like that again and i will delete your kneecaps

conan gray by bigdumbuwu February 24, 2019

Conjangle 

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something

I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.

Conjangle by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012