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Cum On My Face Glasses - When a girl looks so good in her glasses you just want to unload on to them
Sally was looking so good in her COMFGs, that I just had to put it there.
by RodDude77 January 26, 2017
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Comformality

The comfort of having your hand in a waistband; either your own or your boyfriend/girlfriend
I enjoy my comformality after a long day( having hand in significant other waistband)
by Katmur May 31, 2018
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comfort-zoning

When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They don’t want the relationship to end but they don’t want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.

Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.

Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
*adds ex on Facebook* “we dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?”

“Do I love her? Probably not.”

“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”

“We definitely might get married someday.”

I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”

“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*

“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”

“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”

“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”

Boom. Comfort-zoning.
by char.black March 1, 2020
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comfortkurta

comfortkurta is a comforting and sweet account that admires and loves Kurapika. they love talking about Kurapika and other characters. they are really nice and a great mutual! comfortkurta loves to make kurapika happy.
“woah!!!! comfortkurta is so amazing! i love looking at their content.”
“me too!! they deserve the whole world.”
by lightyagami2972 April 2, 2021
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Comf

by Rawrrawr💚 February 16, 2022
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preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)
After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts
by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007
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Classic Comfort

When someone fails beforehand (earlier during the week, for example) and then pulls off the same fail at a later given time, forcing you to proclaim this term.
Guy1: Did Mike just lose at beer pong?
Guy2: Yes. Yes, he did.
Guy1: Didn't he lose earlier tonight....and last night, too?
Guy2: No doubt about it.
Guy1 & Guy2: (in unison) Classic Comfort!
by Cumfirst December 7, 2009
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