cockblocker

Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl

Emanuel cockblocked me at the mall today

by InFaMouS March 28, 2003

Cockblockade

An army of cockblockers that set up a fortified wall (circle) in a club so as to not let any guys in

Dude, those chicks have set up a complete cockblockade

by Sdogg_25 March 14, 2011

clockblock

to tell the time before anyone else gets the chance to; similar to the cockblock, but for the current time, not penetration

Derpina: Guys, what time is it?

-race to check the time-

Derpington: It's derp o'clock.
Herpanna: Dammit, Derpington, you always clockblock me! I wanted to say what time it is!

by no_lyf November 19, 2011

Cockbloctober

the horrible, emotionally taxing, sexually frustrating month that is between the klaine fandom and Glee episode 5.

Person 1: hey did you hear about the klex on glee?

Person 2: YEAH! hjdgfjkdsgf;dfhjd hnngg too bad i have to suffer through cockbloctober first.

by klainersgonnaklaine! October 4, 2011

Cocklock

When someone sticks their dick in a gloryhole and the person on the other sides grabs on and doesn't let go

Tim: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
John: "I was cocklocked in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes"

by Shoinks May 10, 2020

cockblockstopwatch

The amount of time it shows to get rid of a cockblock

Hey dude imma have sex with that chick
What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch

by TheColdGam3r December 9, 2016

Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.

Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011