cockerspaniel

The male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. Preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. Cockerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! The most common cockerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. These men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)

Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!

Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!

Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.

Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.

by Mrs.Cockerspaniel May 4, 2009

cockefeller

A guy that is very well-endowed to the point where his assets override any other shortcomings in personality or looks.

He ain't no cockefeller

by milaylabeans April 5, 2011

cocket

Basically Pocket + Cock -- or a pussy -- a nice warm pocket of love for your cock

I would love to be inside her cocket.

by Binlltin71 December 31, 2007

Cockembargo

A cockblock held on someone for extended periods of time.

"Hey man, lift your cockembargo on me so I can start dating that chick."

by KillerByte1024 May 25, 2009

Cocketizer

a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal

Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?

by candilandi August 7, 2009

cockenated

Completely used-up, emptied, or deflated. Left ragged, run- down, or completely destroyed.

Please recycle your cockenated beer bottles. Damn, that cat lady's straight cockenated.

by J Pickwick July 5, 2010

Cockears

Refers to someone who has ears made out of cock.

Hey Fermin, you got cockears.

by Smitty West September 15, 2010