Clarkson University

A place in where there is an unbalanced guy to girl ratio. But a private university where engineers and business majors strive. Our Hockey teams are phenomenal. Our rival SlU is the more preppy pretend high class version of what Clarkson has to offer. At Clarkson we are more academic then slutty.

Go Golden Knights!!!

When you come to Clarkson University your guaranteed a job.

by supriseme October 19, 2010

Johnny Crackseed

Similar to Johnny Appleseed, he's like a crack fairy who comes and plants the seeds of crack epidemics in urban areas. Usually the first guy to infest an area with crack.

Guy 1 - What it do, we gotta go and get some fancy crack rocks...
Guy 2 - Bumbaclaat Skyline! Get dem rocks from Johnny Crackseed.
Guy 1 - Wanna fire that crack up?
Guy 2 - no, I don't smoke.
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Cracker 1 - Look at this neighborhood, it's fucked beyond belief. I mean, shit doggy dongles, I used to play hop-scotch right there in that park and now it's full of crackheads and cheap, hay-penny whores!!!
Cracker 2 - Well yeah, hell fuck, you can blame Johnny Crackseed....
Cracker 1 - Who the fuck is that?
Cracker 2 - That guy {{points to big badass Pablo Escobar looking guy leaning up against his 83' Lac.}}
Cracker 1 - Who got that??!?

by Epills Dictator August 24, 2006

clackervalve

Another name for Asshole, Ring, Anal-hole, Butthole, o-ring... etc etc etc.

"You are a friggen clackervalve" and "Woah, did that actually come out of your clackervalve?" or "You lick clackervalve"

by {Gothic~Love} + dad October 10, 2004

clackers

Testicles (or rather "balls", typically in the sense of having "big balls", i.e. nerve or audacity)

"Can you believe the gigantic, cast-iron clackers on that guy?"

by pr1mal August 22, 2003

Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Kelly Clarkson

Miss Independent, idiot

Kelly Clarkson is Miss Independent 2005

by connoroxz June 16, 2005

Clackyaback

Clackyaback means I will call you back as soon as can.

I'll clackyaback as soon as I get home.

by Big Voss February 13, 2008