Crushing the Castle

when ones castle is crushed; sex

What are you doin crushing the castle.

I crushed Cassie's castle last night.

by Mickey Pimp March 7, 2012

Ewell castle

A shitty ass school where ugly boys live. And the girls just smell like alcoholic perfume. It's full of people that cant be asked to do anything in life. Every sports teacher fucks each other. Everyone who graduates from ewell castle becomes a stripper.

Everyone has either ache or is ugly af.

Did u hear about that pedo teacher that teaches at ewell castle.

by Fuck this shit I'm out October 11, 2019

Crystal Castles

An electronic duo from Toronto, Ontario. Like many indie bands, the main appeal is that no one has heard of them. What Crystal Castles has over them, however, is that they are so shitty they will never become popular. They are a hipster's wetdream.

A band with a singer that can't sing deserves no respect.

Crystal Castles: One of the main reasons the world hates hipsters.

by hipsterssuck August 20, 2013

The White Castle

When one proceeds to unload his seaman onto a hamburger... usually without cheese.

When my girl went to the bathroom I jizzed in her burger. When she came back she enjoyed The White Castle.

by D-Shiz January 30, 2009

mossy castle

A hairy, fat, smelly meat curtain.

After Tina was fired form the pr0n industry due to her weight problem, you should have seen her mossy castle.

by gigadude January 28, 2008

White Castle

A nasty vermin infested crackhouse that helps the DEP stay in business.

If you think White Castle has the best burger in the Tri-State area you must stay stoned 24/7 you morons, or you just have not ever eaten at ANY other place that serves ahmburgers.

by nick123 June 11, 2006

Castle Crashers

A term used when describing the action of sneaking into your significant others household in the intentions of preforming sexual actions

I castle crashed her house night last
Did you hear ? We were all castle crashers at her house

by I did not ask May 18, 2021