Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Custard

Someone who is both cunt and a bastard at the same time

That Vladimir Putin is a proper custard

by The J_J February 28, 2022

Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

restart custard

another way to say retard

admin: this is a children friendly chat
non-admin: okay,
other non-admin: ###### filtered
non-admin: you restart custard, there's a filter

by Lolnutcracker December 15, 2017

willy custard

Sperm

He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂

by Lrp43 March 23, 2019

Tuby Custard

A tubby white cat with an extremely fucking short fuse, you pet him nicely and 5 seconds later your legs missing and while you scream in pain, he's shredding a hole in your back, this white little cock sucker is the first and last of his kind, he used to run and go brrrr, his face almost looks like a siamese cat, but he's not, he can barely open his fucking eyes cause Midder Cuddard has a second pair of eyelids that little som bitch!

Tuby Custard is so privilaged, I fucking hate you white males!

by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 2, 2020

Spanish Custard

When you cum in your spanish girlfriend

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?

by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022