businessman

criminal

The drug dealer desscribed himself as a "businessman".

Al Capone and his men described themselves as "businessmen".

by Carey1234 October 31, 2011

Business Sexy

Clothing that hyper-accentuates a woman’s figure and cleavage. From a distance it appears professional. The goal is to confuse and distract male coworkers and customers’ making them do anything the woman wants.

Tina’s looking business sexy, she must be meeting with Jon in hopes of helping with the new account he landed.

by Jon Carl July 13, 2009

what the business is

another way to say what's up, what's going on

Say brah, what the business is?
Me, I'm chillin

What they do, what the business is? Word on the streets, Jeezy know what the handle is. - Young Jeezy

by Mic Check September 11, 2005

jalapeno business

Can be used as a faster way to say "all up in your business" but is not recommend in public. Originated from the nosy pepper joke. However this joke is to be used as a last resort or used to stall somebody. Although one can sometimes get away with using this term regularly.

unfunny friend: What do you call a nosy pepper?
wise friend: ...jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ......danggg

hipster guy: do you think Stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks

by DefinitelyNotLawman April 24, 2011

Bustin' your lips

When you are jokingly giving a girl a hard time. It's like when your busting your friends balls over something, but since it's a girl your busting her lips instead.

Hey honey you need to relax a bit, I'm just bustin' your lips. Take it down a notch and go cook me dinner and iron my shirt. And while you're up, be a doll and grab me a cold one from the fridge.

by C Floods November 12, 2010

Bating

To pleasure yourself sexually. Usually used in context of a joke.

Maybe you would've had more time if you weren't in the shower bating for an hour!

by McGarry June 17, 2009

business whorefessional

A business outfit that is meant to cause arousal of the males of the office. Usually includes a short skirt and a low cut top.

nerd: wow we need to get a job over there. Have you seen the women, that business whorefessional dress policy is awesome.

other nerd: agreed.

by Sk8rBoi69 August 30, 2010