Blumpkin Pie 

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

Blumpkin Pie by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

blumpkin 2.0 

the process of getting your dick sucked by an obese black man at mcdonalds

tom: hey jake, I heard you ordered a blumpkin 2.0 at the drive thru at mccdonalds

jake: fuck you tom you fuckface

blumpkin 2.0 by Topher McTopherson April 10, 2010

Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.

*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!

Blumpkin Seed-Pie by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009

Blumpkin Patch 

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!

Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.

Blumpkin Patch by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010

blumpkin flippity flop 

to give fellatio whilst deficating.

David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.

blumpkin flippity flop by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007

Blumpkin extrodinaire 

(n.) the act of a female giving oral sex to the chodal area of a male, while he is taking a shit

As I finally sat on my throne, Mrs. Smith stopped by for a blumpkin extrodinaire

Blumpkin extrodinaire by Matt Holley November 4, 2003

Blumpkin Double Duo 

When a man extracts his fat monkey turd and shuvs it up the woman's pussy while she is giving him head. Difficult to do.

It started out as a normal blumpkin, but then I turned it double duo.

Blumpkin Double Duo by Turkmanistan May 8, 2003