Reverse Blumpkin

When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is shitting.

That reverse blumpkin stunk.

by Hawksraider April 27, 2015

blumpkin steamer

The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.

dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.

by slackGIR August 28, 2006

Blumpkin Chicken

Crossing the road to receive a blumpkin

"Blumpkin Chickens are illegal."
"Only in Arkansas."

by Eissac the Rin January 23, 2009

cyber blumpkin

The act of taking a dum, crap, or shit while chatting to a man and/or woman about getting a blowjob.

My favorite new activity is cyber blumpkin. I don't even have to get of the toilet and I can cyber!

by Matt H. (KoS) April 26, 2006

Blumpkin Pie

The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.

That blumpkin pie after Thanksgiving dinner was really delicious, I think it had some corn in it.

by Johnny Bone December 5, 2009

blumpkin supreme

To sneeze while recieving a blumpkin, fellatio while defecting, which rumor has it causes sensory overload.

Forrest's heart stopped beating after recieving a blumpkin supreme.

by Moses87 July 12, 2006

Rusty Blumpkin

To have a woman suck your cock while you are taking a shit. Afterwards she tosses your salad and cleans your anus with her tongue.

My womans such a trooper, she sucks my cock and licks my pooper.
She gives a damn fine rusty blumpkin.

by Rod Cocksman March 21, 2009