blog crush

when you crush on someone via their blog posts. generally someone you haven't actually met in person, but have followed/read religiously online.

him: what are you reading?
her: the most recent livitluvit blog. totally blog crush her.
him: do you need a moment alone?
her: possibly

by Kate Chopin April 8, 2010

Blog Boom

The phenomenon that happened once everyone started blogging (ca. 2003-present).

Since the millennial blog boom, anyone with a brain can blog about life causing students and young adults zero to 5% productivity whilst online.

by Seattle Sarah October 1, 2011

blog

small CMS (content management system) for the purpose of easily publishing thoughts, links and information. often used for diary websites and highly irritating to those who cannot read and write properly - but quite an experience for everybody else. if they want to.

take a look at the output at www.weblogs.com oder blogger.com

by Halo February 14, 2004

Bloast

Beating someone up

MAn i can't let him hit me i,m gonna bloast him up

by Marcus June 5, 2004

blog anal

It's when you get your booty-log pushed in by a fellow blogger on a blind date (:
k/y sold sep.
post "blog anal" milk baths optional.

Ricardo got his shit pushed in, even before he got to blog about it.

by shabooty.com April 5, 2005

Blogstipation

Anxiously awaiting the next installment of a popular blogger, but it just isn't coming.

I thought Tori had a case of blogstipation, but it turned out she was traveling to Antarctica and couldn't get to a computer to update her blog.

by Rich Hogan January 17, 2007

blogspert

Someone who thinks they are an expert just from reading a few blogs.

My blogspert friend claims man made global warming is real because of a few blogs he read recently. Now hes some sort of expert or something.

by squarepush3r January 28, 2010