2 definitions by Kate Chopin
Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).
Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.
by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015
when you crush on someone via their blog posts. generally someone you haven't actually met in person, but have followed/read religiously online.
him: what are you reading?
her: the most recent livitluvit blog. totally blog crush her.
him: do you need a moment alone?
her: possibly
her: the most recent livitluvit blog. totally blog crush her.
him: do you need a moment alone?
her: possibly
by Kate Chopin April 08, 2010
