A condom.
"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"
by Douchey Smurf April 27, 2009
Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy
B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy
B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.
I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.
I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.
I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.
I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.
by Dr. Rhino December 04, 2013
Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.
Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.
Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.
Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.
Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.
To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.
by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008
by Nickerus January 22, 2006
The juices produced usually from a female homosapien vaginal area. usually used for lubricating the objects for entrance.
Tom: Your sister's Beaver Juice was all over my lap!
Jimmy: Actually my sister just has a weak bladder.
Jimmy: Actually my sister just has a weak bladder.
by blue bolas June 30, 2005
a facial expression in which one squints and then sticks out his teeth, somewhat resembling a beaver that is prepared to mate. This behavior may also be linked to mild mental retardation.
What the hell is wrong with that kid?
Well, he's making the horny beaver face again.
Oh it all makes sense now!
Well, he's making the horny beaver face again.
Oh it all makes sense now!
by Matthew A August 06, 2008
This is much like the infamous "punch buggy." When you see a car with wood paneling, you turn to your nearest friend, smack them, and exclaim, "Beaver Whack! No Beaver Whack back!"
by Nichole! June 26, 2008