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Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
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man-baleen

A mustache. Just like baleen whales use hairs to trap food, man-baleen can also be used for that purpose. See soup strainer
That guy grows a great strip of man-baleen.
by CaptainJabbin May 12, 2018
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Alaskan baguette

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.
my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.
by Notspenc November 27, 2018
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Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis
Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.
by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019
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The baguette queen

The baguette Queen is the queen of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette queen”
Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette queen”
by Adopted daughter of god October 25, 2019
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Frenchie bague

Frenchie Bague pronounced (Frenchie Bagay) is a strange way to say "French Baguettes". It is done in order to administer humor to an otherwise plain phrase.
Dude 1: "hey bro let's check out the bakery a few blocks down"
Dude 2:" fuck yeah! Let's go buy some 'frenchie bagues'"
Dude 1:" that's what's up, wait er, wtf did you just say?"
Dude 2:" I want some fucking frenchie bagues for breakfast! Got dammit!"
Dude 1:now frustrated er you mean French Baguettes?"
Dude 2:" yeah"
Dude 1:"then why the fuck are you pronouncing it like that?"
Dude 2:"lol cause it's hilarious haha" is laughing too hard for some reason cause he tweaking or some idk and can't finish his sentence
Dude 1:" I legit still don't know what's so gotdamn funny about anything that you just said but nm"
by reformedshibainu December 1, 2021
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Harry baldeon

Harry baldeon is a tender and concravagous specimen. Sometimes he dabbles into the exploitation of young girls but he means no harm. His scrumptious thirst for woman can never be ceased and he will always thrive for fat juicy nyash no matter the age. He also yearns to become a lightskin god. DIOOOOOOOON.
Josh: yo harry baldeon how are you bro

Harry baldeon: 😩😫I’m cumming
by Baldeonlegacy June 21, 2022
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