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Breast Smuggler

A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.
Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.

My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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BREAST FRIEND

Your fuck buddy that happens, does not need 2 be female.

Necessities:

Must have breasts
"Yo are y'all together?"
"Na, she just my breast friend"

"Mathiccy, r u fuking Piper"
"Nah, she wont be my breast friend"

"Quincy u know Areeb cant be ur breast friend"
"cmon he got mad titts"
by canufuckanostril March 5, 2018
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beastsexual

John: hi Ollie what is your sexuality

Ollie: I’m beastsexual

John: what does that mean
Ollie: it means I molest horses
John: oh
by Twigtwat December 10, 2020
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Baby on a Breast

Can be used for many applications but generally used to describe something or someone that remains excessively close to something else.
Bruh, Vashank be clingy as fuck he like a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.
by Oasissandwich October 17, 2018
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big breast energy

Confidence and self-assurance that only big breast can offer. The female equivalent of a 10-inch penis. Can be abbreviated as BBE.
Wow, that's girl's confidence is a force to be reckoned with. She's really got that big breast energy.
by Epic Dick June 16, 2019
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breast

girls body part that boys love to Squeeze and girls don't like it
<boy> let me Squeeze your breast

<girl> hell no! do you even know how that feels
by Starr June 3, 2004
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Breastical

the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Jewelez: Sam you hit my breastical area!!!!
Sophie: What is a breastical?
Jewelez: The region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) Oh! *wink*
Sam: WTF!? who the breastical are you?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
Kacia: Who's All? *wink*
Jewelez: All gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Sam: All has a large breastical region.
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Kacia: Oh! *wink* (returns to her dark building)
Sophie: *wink* BYE KEESH!
Kacia: *wink* good luck with your breasticals, girls.
Jewelez: Keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence.
Kacia: *wink* thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever.
Sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Miss Poltrock: Jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom?
Jewelez: ........
Miss Poltrock: you know, Jewelez, just saying the word "breastical" isn't a complete sentence.
Jewelez: Miss Poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
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