Veiny Blanket 

The act of stretching out your scrotum and covering someones face with it.

He was sleeping like an angel, until his roommate brought a veiny blanket down on his face.

Veiny Blanket by air vanilla November 19, 2010

Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens 

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.

"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!

Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens by rperazag May 19, 2010

boo blanket 

When a girl is cold in the middle of the night, she will call out to her boyfriend or booty call or whoever is in her bed, the boo blanket is the warm body who she will call to roll over and warm her up.

Baby, I need my boo blanket, come over here and give it to me.

boo blanket by Lisa LEO November 13, 2005

Pimp Blanket 

Next Level "Dressing gown" for Men

When yo woman be taking the piss for wearing a dressing gown you be like..
It's not a dressing gown, Its a PIMP Blanket.

Pimp Blanket by Pimp Blanket July 15, 2014

Linus Blanket 

Another word for a pacifier, comforter or security blanket, but it can be used as a metaphor. Originating from the comic strip Peanuts, the character Linus is always holding his blanket for protection. His dependence has lead to this being a pop-culture reference to all such objects in relation to those who need them.

The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.

"Does the convenience storekeeper really need that Baseball bat under the counter?"

"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"

Linus Blanket by MikeSynonymous February 18, 2010

Choad in a Blanket 

A nice choad sandwich wrapped in dough. Similar to pigs in a blanket but instead of little hot dogs, they contain a giant choad.

We were all out of pigs in a blanket so we had to settle for the choad in a blanket.

Choad in a Blanket by Beavis H. July 15, 2010

security blanket

1. A blanket (or toy) carried by a child to reduce anxiety

Stems from the Peanuts comic where the character Linus always had his blanket with him.

2. (informal) anything that an adult person uses to reduce their anxiety

This phrase can also be used to indicate a male friend whom a girl has no romantic interest but uses him to to cock block other males at parties, dances, or other events.

Whenever my boyfriend doesn't want to go out dancing, I take Kyle to keep the other guys away. He's sort of my security blanket.

security blanket by TheBlankey February 4, 2006