Awkward Monster

Someone that's awkwardly huge/tall
Word created by Ruby

"Woah that girl is such an awkward monster"
"Yeah you're right! She's so tall"

by jelydas March 30, 2010

awkward switch swap

the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.

person 1: that chick totally awkward switch swapped me.

person 2: what a cunt!

by the :#r May 12, 2010

awkward pill

If someone's acting particularly awkward one day, you should ask if they took one.
As seen on the West Wing

Bob kept making awkward comments to Tom
Tom: By any chance, did you take an awkward pill today?

by puma1294 June 1, 2010

awkward dick

(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.

John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists

by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013

Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.

"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."

by allie7715 October 13, 2014

awkward relationship

when you are in a relationship and no one knows about it
can also be described as when you are in a relationship where the other person doesnt know or where you barely talk

did you hear about sarah and ricky they are in an awkward relationship

by ladyb_cupcakes April 11, 2015

Awkwarder

A word that kinky-chan made up to describe a situation that was awkward beyond the point of no return.

One of the sharpies in my pocket poked my friend and I told her it was my dick, couldn't have been more awkwarder.

by GakushuAsano July 13, 2017