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National Throw Average Height People Day 

in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)
Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!

brutally average

A person who is a complete 5 out of 10 in looks, not offensively ugly, not exactly pretty either. Persons deemed brutally average are usually also goggle-proof.
Dude: "That girl's rather plain looking, 5 out of 10"
Dude's friend: "She's brutally average!"

Above-Average Stranger 

A stranger that you see more than you should or too often.
Above-Average Stranger Danger! Above-Average Stranger Danger!
Above-Average Stranger by CrYpTiK N November 17, 2016

21 Average 

When somebody look like a Walmart 21 Savage and tries to look cool or show something off.
Tay: I’m the best skater alive!
*falls on his face
Bryson: Nice one, 21 Average.
21 Average by BigSmoke456 August 25, 2019

fuck point average

N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.
My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.

When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!

body type average 

The type of build usually chosen on dating sites by mildly heavy women with beer bellies and thick legs who are being "charitable" with respect to rating their own appearance.
"Dude, I met someone on Match last night. Love handles and a ponch - she listed herself as "body type average." Next time, I have to demand more photos beforehand!"
body type average by invinoboston September 5, 2016