by Tatiana Beautiful January 2, 2011
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Variation of "applause".
The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.
This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:
1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release
Variation of "applause".
The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.
This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:
1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release
There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.
Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.
Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.
by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011
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The act of finding a broken (or even working) iPod and droping it in a bucket of lube then switching it to vibrate ( if possible ) and either shoving it up your vag (or your girlfriends) to pleasure yourself or others.
Guy: Last night i gave my partner an awesome apple lube pod with my iPhone while it was on vibrate. She loved it and i can still smell her pussy whenever someone calls me!
Guy 2 : Awesome bro !
Guy 2 : Awesome bro !
by Uzumaki undead June 23, 2011
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"Hey John, nice iPhone, but where's the Droid? Remember how much better you said Android was? Oh, you don't? You're just a dirty Applecrite."
by Apple Forefathers October 17, 2011
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Walter: I had been working on that scene for hours when the bloody ProTools crashed. I thought I had lost everything!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!
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