Angry Lesbian

What remains when a lesbian's lover suddenly jumps the fence over into having, or wanting to have, sex with men.

Judy: "Hi, Donna. I haven't seen Sara and Kat out lately. What's the scoop?"

Donna: "Sara discovered during her lesbianage of Kat that she had jumped the fence and has been seeing a man on the side. Some say they watched Sara build a bonfire in her front yard containing most of Kat's things. The fire department had to be called out to get the fire under control."

Pat: "Yes, Sara is definitely the Angry Lesbian now."

by passionwink January 25, 2008

Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.

She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head

by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018

Angry Kitty

A itchy vagina.

A angry lesbian.

A woman responds to the paramedics when asked what her complaint is. "I'z got a angry kitty."

One lesbian to another....." I really wanted that Subaru Forester but, that angry kitty beat me too it."

by Teleygirl April 24, 2010

Angry Shitter

Someone who has anger issues and likes to take it out on the Porcelain God in the bathroom. This usually happens after a big meal or big binge drinking session after consuming processed foods. The next morning when you sit N go, its so wild it ends up all over the walls of the toilet because of the angry push velocity out of the ring of fire.

Lou is an Angry Shitter, look at what he did to the toilet. Theres spatter everywhere!

by Hungoverballsack December 19, 2021

Angry Saki

When you previously hooked up with someone and decide to engage in sexual intercourse with bubble tea pearls. You drink bubble tea as you you hit it from behind but during your final thrust you choke on the pearls and fire it at the back of their head. They should turn backwards and pull a jarf to finish the moment off. Like Pea shooters in Plant Vs Zombies.

Bertram: Hey did you see what Hubert did last night?
Brion: Yeah, he did the angry saki with his mom!

by CRAPABURGER mckhehghaye January 4, 2019

Angry Kanga

Standard Kanga poo stance with your cheeks held apart with each hand to open the button, coupled with a forceful push.

"Shit bro have you got a mop"

"why'"?

"I was a bit blocked up and took an angry kanga, now there is a bit of poo on your cistern and floor".

by Geglkdfjdlkjgdlfkgjdlfkgj90390 August 10, 2017

angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.

I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.

by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011