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sam and allen

7-11, the "convenient" store!

once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl

"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2023
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Alex Allen

Alex Allen is someone who would blow any guy for a tenner.

She is a bit creepily obsessed with Ruach and Evie....but we won't speak abt that.
did you hear, Alex Allen sucked of Enzo for a tenner in Queens Park?
by Another Fatherless Child August 21, 2022
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Lily Allen

Singer from LDN. She has attitude so don't mess.
Simon: I like that Lily Allen, she's well fit
Paul: Yeah, but I wouldn't go near here cos she'll think your a cunt and bite your cock off.
by lilyfan87 July 20, 2006
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allen iverson

iverson: (I-ver-suhn). 1. Verb. To pistol whip your wife while is unclothed, and throw her from the household in her naked state.
2. Iverson (Form) Noun. One who is relatively small but performs much more efficiently than those who are larger.
Even though Todd's wife was eight inches taller and forty-eight pounds heavier than him, he was a total Iverson and iversoned her.
by tenda June 4, 2005
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robert allen

Such a sexy sexy man that is often mistaken for a God
Girl: woah who is that guy
Girl 2: he’s so hot, must be Robert Allen.
by Pringles06 January 16, 2021
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Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
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