accountabilabuddy

A person who keeps you in check. In other words a friend who keeps you from fucking up. Similar to a sponsor

Originally from an episode of South Park called "Cartman sucks"

Dude you were supposed to be my accountabilabuddy instead you got drunk, bought 15 hookers, married 4 of them, and then had sex with a horse. Why didn't you bring me?

by Iceberg1031 June 4, 2007

according

so give credit to the smarter people

According to Lil Wayne if intercourse happens on the stairs and the female happens to get pregnant then call the baby step child

by EgGMAN January 29, 2014

Bob From Accounting

The most average office worker douche bag. The type of guy whose mediocrity makes you cringe.

Bob From Accounting really put down a ton of JaegerBombs at the company party and started going on about how U2 is the most important band of our time.

by PMGen February 9, 2009

accomodater

a sex toy which you strap around your head, placing a rather large dong on your chin, so when you're down on the ole' vag, you can also achieve penetration

Ooops! I didn't mean to accomodate your red eye!

by rayrodrey February 25, 2003

nighttime accountant

prostitute

"She's raking in the dough working as a nighttime accountant."

by 80cats January 26, 2009

Accountabilibuddy

A friend of accountability. Someone you trust who is close enough to tell you that you are doing something wrong, but does so with gentleness, love and respect.

Me: Hey, Accountabilibuddy! We should try this!
You: No, we shouldn't and here's why.
Me: Okay. I trust your judgment.
You: Lets do this instead.
Me: Sounds good. Thanks for keeping me on the right track.
You: Anytime.

by Thessalonica January 15, 2011

Accordion Dick

When a dude tries to penetrate and girls cunt with his dick and it folds up like an accordion.

Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"

by Pat N, Mark W, and E.J. January 6, 2009