AriseSon 

Arise’Son (A-Rise-Sun) to self-illuminate the heavenly body; to move upward, ascend, elevate; to awaken the star within the central body of your solar system.

Kari: Hey Sis, wanna enjoy some quality time together while playing our favorite mobile games.

Ricki: Not now Sis, I’m studying for my SAT.
Kari: Say no more, AriseSon.

AriseSon by Ricky Fort October 26, 2021

arctic farts 

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.

As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?

arctic farts by Chas501 April 26, 2016

arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"

My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!

arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

Arthur’s pleasure 

The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.

As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.

I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!

Arthur’s pleasure by Marty the Hat July 31, 2019

Floss Archer 

One that flosses in public without concern for where the projectiles land.

Waitress 1: I just cleaned that window. How did it get so splotched up?
Waitress 2: ...the floss archer over there. He got me in the eye when I refreshed his coffee.

Floss Archer by goose_on_a_roof August 9, 2021

Old goosebump arm 

Victoria Coren Mitchell

Woosh! Such an old goosebump arm she is

Old goosebump arm by LittleAlexHorne November 18, 2021

Talking Through Your Arse 

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;

“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”

Talking Through Your Arse by AKACroatalin September 13, 2016