Douche Cloud

When someone in a public area hits an e-cigarette with everything they've got and blow out a huge vape cloud everyone now has to walk through.
Ugh, I walked through that Asshat's douche cloud and all I smell is Blue Razzbery Funk Jizz
by Talamascaa April 15, 2017
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Gridlock Douche

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
by Pilotguy44 October 06, 2009
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Royal Douche

adj. -term of derision used to describe a man who takes on trappings of wealth inappropriately in an attempt to be perceived as prosperous. noun- A male who can be described as such at all times.
1) Look at that bunch of Royal Douche medical students wearing their scrubs into a bar.

2)The funny thing about any guy with a constant Blue Tooth in his ear is that he is defacto such a Royal Douche nobody wants to talk to him.
by appleb May 24, 2011
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douche lips

A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.
To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.
by Jimmy G. February 03, 2008
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diesel douche

A boy, not a man. Who has daddy's truck out for the weekend and likes to blow black smoke and pick up diesel whores thinks his stack is bigger than yours and his pockets are too, refers to his turbo whistle ass a "panty delete kit" usually doesn't have the biggest feet if you know what I mean.
He's a diesel doucher. You're such a diesel douche.
by Hooey. January 30, 2015
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buster douch

Buster douch. A thug term used to describe a wannabe " player" baller"" gangster "ect and douch for the faulty shit they try to pull n hit up on thers females cuz they think they a baller n can fool them into going to a motel room alone to sleep with them thinking \ hopping that they are faulty as well and don't tell their men?? 🤦🤦🤦 So don't b a buster douch🤣🤣🤣
Did your girl tell you to that fool Reese(s) trying to spit game on them to his sorry not sorry , don't b a buster douch🤣🤣😉
by k187c October 22, 2019
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douche noose

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside
See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.
by DDouble December 26, 2020
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