by Member_That_One_Guy December 27, 2016

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.
by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."
by jfever May 14, 2015

by squirrelnuts69 February 19, 2021

by Coochie cutta April 14, 2016

by Kewgs August 17, 2016

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.
by Conenna April 9, 2015
