e tard

Someone whose brain is fried from taking too much E.

"Don't roll every weekend or you'll become an e tard"

by raver1981 July 31, 2006

Tard Clap

A form of clapping where your wrists are limp and you engage in syncopated clapping with your elbow and your wrist, wildly flailing about. This form of clapping is often accompanied by phrases such as "Deaauurrgghhh or Errrraaagghuuurrh or MY DICK!".

Bill: "Is that man having a seizure?!"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."

Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"

by DipstickMcQueergly April 9, 2012

Youri tarded

this is a joke that you can use on your friends or your parents.
it is similar to the Joe Mamma joke but a little bit more offensive.
if you want to make your parents leave you, you can try using this joke or if you just want the friends that you dont have to leave you try this joke.

Joe: Yo mommy you know Youri?
Mom: Who is Youri?
Joe: Youri tarded !! Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Big Daddy cuck lord69420 (HOT) November 5, 2019

Tard Salad

Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time

When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!

When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.

by S.Mendez June 16, 2010

Tard car

One of them "smart cars" especially the roadster

Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!

by DavidDickinson June 1, 2010

Inside tard

One who exhibits mental retardation but does not show physical attributes.

Must be an inside tard acting like that, I couldn't tell.

by MaxJohnson415 April 23, 2017

Drip-tarded

When you dress really nice but are retarded

“That kids grades are so bad , but look at the outfit, he’s drip-tarded”

by Micpad January 9, 2019