noun
A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.
Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot
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A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.
Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot
Want one that targets the tech industry, gig economy, or office culture specifically?
by Mr.MatPalt October 6, 2025
Get the Clocklicker mug.Sometimes people wake up screaming it but that's still a "mystery". Basically the time on your phones and computers are hacked by an asshole with a virus you wont understand and you will be late to everything, your alarms won't work and confusion will set in. It speeds up and slows down and never when you want it to. So enjoy the days that are for you until they are gone.
Welp, my clockhack was real, she was right I shoulda gotten a digital clock but batteries never last. I guess time no longer matters for someone and I'm losing all of mine. I'll never use my phone again, day trading hopefully will be as miserable as me, lost time on everyone's dime. Insider trading on the other hand, you don't ever know they were there. I'll be jealous in 10 years when I figure it out...
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 15, 2025
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by Instilix December 7, 2025
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Get the Clocked mug.The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.
Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.
Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.
The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.
Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.
Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.
The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.
I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.
by Spirit Bear April 5, 2014
Get the bumping clocks mug.You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.
Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?
ok, as long as you're less rough.
sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*
ok, as long as you're less rough.
sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*
by FGIHM April 13, 2014
Get the german clockwork mug.My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.
He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking
He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking
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