Crazy Chris

The steriotypical crazy flat mate who everyone thinks is a knob. Evidence that someone is a 'Crazy-Chris; is if they whout your name really loud every time they see you as if they havent seen you for ages, or if they smell really bad and steal your f**king cupboard space. If you live with a 'crazy-chris' it is advisable to sell him to the nearest welshman.

Chris: DAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
Dave: Fuck off crazy chris

Crazy Chris by Stalingrad December 17, 2004

a Chris Brown 

When a person goes crazy, and you least expect it, typically involving assault on another.

"That nigga totally pulled a Chris Brown on his hoe last night!"

a Chris Brown by WittkeWikipedia February 11, 2009

don't be a chris brown 

a term usually said when a guy is seen about to punch on, or play fight with a girl. just like how chris brown beat rihanna's ASS for givin him herpies.

dude: *hits a girl's arm*
girl: ow!
another dude: "Yo! Don't be a Chris Brown!"

don't be a chris brown by rihanna hater February 15, 2009

the chris ellison 

when you get somone form behind roll around on the floor and scream "ICE CREAM" and after that you pull out your dick and stick it in her ear and then cum in her face as she screams CHRIS ELLISON???

Do you want to try the chris ellison i heard it was fun

the chris ellison by chris ellison & bobby flores August 3, 2007

Dirty Chris

When you steal your best friend’s ex and lie about it, making you such a totally awful friend

Man, you hear about how my buddy pulled a Dirty Chris on me with Kayla? It’s so fucked up

Dirty Chris by Agm November 5, 2019

british chris 

The most basic of all assholes.

I met British Chris, what an asshole.

british chris by 789col765fgh May 4, 2016

Cucumber Chris 

Chris is an awesome and amazing person who never holds back to be their fantastic self. They are not afraid to be queer, and that is admirable. Also the creator of the term 'Kueeng', Chris is willing to stay up 'till 3am in their time just to get someone else to sleep.

Love ya Chis >:D

Person 1:"Is that really the person who thought of the 'Kueeng'?! "

Person 2:"Yeah! That's Cucumber Chris!"

Person 1:"They're so cool!"

Cucumber Chris by Queer Kueeng Katto January 30, 2021