goated

it means u r cool

Pls like :)

Jeremy: yo wazap u r goated

Jeremy jr: tnks bwo I wove u

by anonymous December 17, 2024

GoatSato

A tiktoker who posts ufc content no sorry Jon Jones content, he does nothing but glaze JJ even shocking others, he also claims he can beat anyone up and used to poost anime content

“So GoatSato uploaded another video of how JJ is the greatest athelete.” “Don’t mind him he’s just glazing Jon Jones again.”

by nonanmestudio January 11, 2025

Goatism

Etymology: G.O.A.T+ Autism

A neurological condition where a person is born with an over-abundance of greatness.

Symptoms include: spontaneous oozing of swag, the inability to focus on lame things, proficiency in any and all things.

Example #1
Person 1: *hits 5th strike in bowling*
Person 1: “Sorry guys it’s my goatism acting up again”

Example #2

Geff : Hey Jorje, I got my test results in the mail!
Jorje: Awesome let’s check ‘em out
*tears letter*
Geff: It says here, that I tested 100% for Goatism?
Jorje: That tracks, you’re basically the LeBron of everything.

by LeBronBussyToy January 27, 2025

Goatnenticity

Isagi. All you need to know is that it’s isagi.

A : “He’s literally 5’7, who does isagi think he is?”
B : “isagi is showing his goatnenticity. That’s enough.”

by exhydria February 23, 2025

Goated

Goated has become a morphed form of the word goaded. Initially if someone was very aggressive or on the offensive you would say they were goaded and this meant that they were fueled by anger for success. After the acronym G.O.A.T "greatest of all time" people who were unfamiliar with the word goaded assumed it was "goated".

Man...Tarynce played like a man possessed! He was super goated that game after the bad calls from the refs. (they should have used the word goaded but failed to understand that goated wasn't really a word...but now because of common usage it is)

by Jonakand February 24, 2025

GOATS

A disgusting team composition in Overwatch 1 built around triple tank and triple support. The focus of this composition is overwhelming sustain, enabling the team to absorb massive damage while pushing objective with coordinated aggression. It's named after the first e-sports team that used it in an official tournament.

Let's run GOATS
We need to counter this GOATS meta
The GOATS meta might've enforced the 2-2-2 role queue update

by phnx8 March 8, 2025

Goats

No, so hey, Jordan. That history of cooking guy was full of shit.

Hym "I mean, if goats will actively run into fire to get ticks off of themselves (or whatever)... It isn't a stretch of the imagination that they would have at some point accidentally cooked themselves. I was probably right there. That thing I said happened probably happened."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2025