LeBronBussyToy's definitions
Etymology: G.O.A.T+ Autism
A neurological condition where a person is born with an over-abundance of greatness.
Symptoms include: spontaneous oozing of swag, the inability to focus on lame things, proficiency in any and all things.
A neurological condition where a person is born with an over-abundance of greatness.
Symptoms include: spontaneous oozing of swag, the inability to focus on lame things, proficiency in any and all things.
Example #1
Person 1: *hits 5th strike in bowling*
Person 1: “Sorry guys it’s my goatism acting up again”
Example #2
Geff : Hey Jorje, I got my test results in the mail!
Jorje: Awesome let’s check ‘em out
*tears letter*
Geff: It says here, that I tested 100% for Goatism?
Jorje: That tracks, you’re basically the LeBron of everything.
Person 1: *hits 5th strike in bowling*
Person 1: “Sorry guys it’s my goatism acting up again”
Example #2
Geff : Hey Jorje, I got my test results in the mail!
Jorje: Awesome let’s check ‘em out
*tears letter*
Geff: It says here, that I tested 100% for Goatism?
Jorje: That tracks, you’re basically the LeBron of everything.
by LeBronBussyToy January 27, 2025
Get the Goatismmug.