Wall-eyed

A condition where someone can never look straight at you because one of their eyes is always pointing in another direction. Often giving the impression that the person is mentally retarded.

Wall-eyed Wally can only look at you with one eye at a time while the other eye points elsewhere...

Wall-eyed by Gaylord Olgvin September 13, 2011

Peruvian Eye Goggles 

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.

Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?

Peruvian Eye Goggles by Christina Farah December 9, 2006

Eye-Ties 

Short for Italians pronounced Eye-Talians.

Those greasy, smelly, Eye-ties, are still whining about the second round spanking South Korea gave them at the 2002 World Cup.

Eye-Ties by Soju Gorae January 20, 2005

cunt eye 

more frequently occuring in individuals whose faces have sustained substantial damage from the epynomous effects of fetal alcohol syndrome, and/or those of mongoloid lineage, this physical trait is seen on a daily basis by nearly everyone on Earth; strangely enough no one has medically defined this deformality of the eye and a cure has yet to be found.

asians can't help their hideous features or their inherent inability to drive, operate machinery, or conduct major motor functions other than tae kwan do: they've simply been contaged with cunt eye.

cunt eye by drizzake August 7, 2007

Good Eye 

An expression commonly used in softball as a complement for a batter who correctly avoids batting when the pitcher throws a “ball” instead of a potential “strike”.

Rob: **avoids hitting a “ball” in a softball game**
Mary: **yelling from the stands** GOOD EYE ROBBY! GOOD EYE!!!

Good Eye by OffBeatDrummer May 7, 2022

Wonky Eye

A deformation of the Eye, where one looks at you and the other in a competely different direction causing the observer to feel physically nausiated. It is especially common in people from small towns such as Cargo, NSW.

Are you looking at me? I can't tell because of your Wonky Eye

Wonky Eye by ap121 November 26, 2010

whispering eye 

The mideval name for the vagina of the Princess of Kiss-My-Antheia, Elexa.

Hey youuuuuu guys!!! Did u see the siiiiiign for whispering eye???

whispering eye by whisperingeye December 17, 2008