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The Jersey Special 

Refers to the phenomenon generally associated with drivers from New Jersey, where they pull out in front of you on the road and go 10 mph under the speed limit.
Sorry I was late, some asshole hit me with the Jersey Special on 113.

The Kevin Special 

When you routinely get screwed over by a particular Group or Region, and take it out on your friendly neighbors, rather than retaliating against those who have wronged you.
Cincinnati hosed me, so I think I’m going to hit Selkirk with “The Kevin Special”.

Will Levis Special 

When mix liquid poop and sperm in a coffee mug and or coffee pot and stir it around. (Made famous in Tennessee.
Rick: That Decaf Coffee didn’t sit well with me.

Bob: Why don’t you try a Will Levis Special instead.
Will Levis Special by XDrew91 December 11, 2023

Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
Early Bird Special by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich 

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

DT Style Special 

QB Pump Fake QB Draw was a play made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
The DT Style Special was made for Vick-style QBs.
DT Style Special by Coop Dupe December 28, 2023