I love you like a fat loves cake 

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"

Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!

I love you like a fat loves cake by Marissa The Great April 20, 2006

smile like a doughnut 

What girls need to do to perform oral sex.

Baby...Why don't you smile like a doughnut and get to work.

smile like a doughnut by Willagain May 30, 2008

Posted Like The Mailman 

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

Posted Like The Mailman by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

Ya like jazz? 

A flirtatious line first used in the bee movie that is used to attempt to turn on a woman.

P1: Ya like jazz?
P2: Yes I do

Ya like jazz? by Jack-Daniels January 27, 2020

it's on like donkey kong

A phrase said to "turn on" a game; To let known a game has been started between two individuals or groups of people.

Rizo jokingly tells Terry he has made mistakes in the shop. Terry then says, "Ohhhh, you just wait till I get a hold of your drawings. It's on, it's on like donkey kong!"

it's on like donkey kong by Tim Nowak August 3, 2005

cake like 

1. An all-women indie rock band that has been together since 1993. Members are Kerri Kenney-Silver (bassist and vocals), Jody Seifert (drummer), and Nina Hellman (guitarist and backing vocals). They kick ass.
2. An expression used to describe something that is beyond coolness.

1. Have you heard of the band Cake Like? They kick ass.
2. That false mustache of yours is fucking cake like, dude.

cake like by rinne August 22, 2006

Bollocks like dice 

A term used to describe a man who is under the thumb.

As in does everything his girlfriend says.

also known as pussy whipped.

Is Lee France out tonight?

Nah mate, you know the crack there, his bird has his bollocks like dice.

Bollocks like dice by sugarjay9 July 11, 2010