dick cheney

When you shoot a wad in a chick's face and you make HER apologize afterwards.

"I made your bitch apologize while she was wiping it outta her eye."

"Oh man, you Dick Cheney'd her!"

by DalenT January 12, 2008

as my dick

when something is very drastic, good in taste or exciting.

yo man that sandwich was delicious AS MY DICK

by jhonneer December 19, 2008

Trash Dick

Slightly trashy, very hot, always DTF men with homo tendencies. Not the sharpest knives in the drawer but who cares? Take your fucking clothes off. Commonly found at the casino or cruising Manhunt from their airport area apartment.

The trash dick levels at this place are off the chart. (said inside of a Sheetz or WaWa)

by HanchoPlz March 13, 2015

flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 9, 2004

Dick Yogurt

another word for sperm, commonly used in a sanitation garage by sanman veterans.

hey sanman, last night i squirted my dick yogurt on some dirty broad at the jersey shore.

by Anthony Urballica November 13, 2006

coke-dick

When a guy does coke (also happens with ectasy and when drunk sometimes) and he can't get hard. If he does manage to get hard, it will take him a long time to cum.

Try as she might, the slutty sorority girl couldn't get her date hard because he had coke-dick.

by Jackme September 20, 2005

battle dicks

A game where two guys slap their flaccid penises together. The first guy to get an erection loses.

Let's have another arousing round of "Battle Dicks!"

by Dave Boswell November 7, 2006