cock ventriloquist

A girl that can talk with a cock in her mouth.

That girl is a cock ventriloquist. She told me a joke mid blow job.
I found out she was a cock ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.

by tuber2112 September 2, 2011

Side cock

A male version of a side chick

Sarah: I have another man even though i have a boyfriend. So there is my boyfriend and a side cock!

by DDS95 July 18, 2018

cock wallopped

When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.

'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'

by chisamosa April 9, 2005

sexy cock

Extremely large, clean, well shaped hard dick that will a woman uncontrollably touch rub lick suck chew and beg for the tonsils to be tickled the back of throat slammed while having hair pulled or yanked then a huge release of sweet fluids to quench her horny thirst!!

Eubanks has a sexy cock that will become hard on demand and excrete tasty fluid.

by Missythekid April 18, 2018

Cock Jog

A Cock Jog is when a guy goes for a jog for the sole purpose of showing off and trying to score numbers from women.
Cock Jogs are usually taken by shirtless guys who jog up next to hot women and try to exchange numbers.

Douche: "See ya later Tom!"
Thomas: "Hey where are you going?"
Douche: "I'm going for a Cock Jog"
Thomas: "oh"

*10 minutes later

Douche: "Hey, my names Douche!"
Claire: "Oh Hi!"
Douche: "Wanna exchange numbers?"
Claire: "Sure!"

by SaySimonSaid January 31, 2009

Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Cock Lobbying

When a woman uses her vagina to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with sex. some believe a master of cock lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.

Person 1: "I don't know why I keep buying things for Julie."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."

by Ew! January 24, 2015