Eat a bowl of dicks

Originally from the rap song "I Ain’t Goin’ Out Like That" by Cypress Hill, 1993.

"You little taco stand rapper, eat a bowl of dick up
Then you got my man over here, you can eat a bowl of dick up, too
Anybody got beef around the way, yo
Eat a bowl of dick up, yeah"

IYKYK

"Hey punk-ass bitch, you can eat a bowl of dicks"

"There never was no bag, only a BOWL OF DICKS"

by IB_Pinky November 17, 2025

Dumb as shit dickwad

The name says it all

"Fuck off you Dumb as shit dickwad"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

Free-Range Dickin’

Sex outdoors (one or more of the participants typically has a penis, but substitutions are sometimes made).

Sex on a farm or ranch, specifically in the presence of chickens.

Chester gave me a good Free-Range Dickin’ out at Gaucho Ranch the other day… I still have feathers in my asscrack!

by squiggular November 30, 2025

Bag of dicks

I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.

I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.

He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!

*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*

by C$milf December 1, 2025

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

Slicky Ricky on the chicky dicky

Little head job and lube on a transexual penis

Mate she did the ole slicky Ricky on the chicky dicky

by Yesmamsir November 30, 2022

man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.

Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.

by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024