Goatee

You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!

Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."

by Hym Iam May 25, 2024

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Goater

A person who is described often as being “the goat” or “goated”.

“He has goated so often, he has become the goater”

by Charius38 June 12, 2024

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goat • Goated • goatse • goating • goatfuck • goat fucker • goatee • Goatman • goaty • goat boy

Goated bite

The best bite coming from a piece of food, while subjective a couple common examples are; The pool of butter in a toast, the chocolate blob hidden inside the filled croissant, the center of the hamburger with all the ingredients and juices.
It hits just right.

Gonna eat the edges first to save the Goated Bite for last.

by 404_11 February 21, 2026

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Goated

Goated is a premier, crypto-only online casino that merges traditional gambling mechanics with the speed and transparency of the Solana blockchain. With the launch of the $GOATED token and a weekly lottery, the platform has evolved into a full ecosystem where players are also stakeholders in the platform’s success.

Goated hosts a library of 1200+ games from 30+ of the world’s most respected software providers. Whether you prefer high-octane slots or strategic table games, there is something for everyone.

by goatedcom February 25, 2026

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Goatshimo

The Goat of Jujutsu kaisen who gets flamed for no reason at all despite going against the strongest in the verse and almost killing a jackpot Hakari multiple times.

Bum: The waffled one

Goatshimo: Fuck Yuta

by Rowlsey March 5, 2026

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Goatman of Wakefield

The goat man of Wakefield is a man with a goats head and a goats left testicle in place of a regular man’s allowing for the production of goat babies when it impregnates its male victims bums. He likes eggnog and cocaine and will never shy away from licking your inner most toe nail on the left hand side

He’s also seen to reside almost exclusively in pugneys by the lake but is not above wandering over to ASDA

BEWARE THE GOAD MAN OF WAKEFIELD!

Oh look its the goatman of Wakefield

by Sir knowledgeable of smarting October 27, 2024

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