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Goatshire
Goatshire by CircusBaby242487 April 13, 2022
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GoatSmoker
1. a person that likes to preform fellatio on goats and other farm animals.
2. a douch bag.
3. an asshole of the first rank. aka asshat
4. a socially retarded misfit.
5. a person with bad acne, doesnt know how to love, and can't keep a secret.
2. a douch bag.
3. an asshole of the first rank. aka asshat
4. a socially retarded misfit.
5. a person with bad acne, doesnt know how to love, and can't keep a secret.
Can you believe that GoatSmoker told everyone about his sisters herpes?
No wonder, he thought it would make him some friends...
No one wants to be friends with some one who has pimples upon zits upon acne!
He is such a GoatSmoking bastard!
No wonder, he thought it would make him some friends...
No one wants to be friends with some one who has pimples upon zits upon acne!
He is such a GoatSmoking bastard!
GoatSmoker by RandomChic February 4, 2010
GoatseMobile
A very sexually appealing automobile, first seen on episode #204 of the snimated television show "Arthur".
This vehicle has the ability to travel at unspeakably slow speeds, the highest of those speeds only being one millimeter per month (1mm/Mn). For this reason, the GoatseMobile is usually only seen in museums...
This vehicle was first manufactured in 1909, and after only making six models, the company went completely bankrupt, because the creation of the driveshaft was inexplicably complicated...The main shaft was made of pure diamond, and contained thirteen different sets of cogs rotating at different speeds and sizes through the center of the shaft, which was what made it drive so slowly...
The company was later restarted in 2006 with a much less complicated design. The vehicles now have a maximum top speed of three billion miles per hour, which is the fastest ever for any vehicle or any other moving object... The company has been doing quite well, and is partnered with GoatFactory's Goat Factory in the Goatse department. The two are both owned by Michael Jackson, and that is where he received his incredible health...
This vehicle has the ability to travel at unspeakably slow speeds, the highest of those speeds only being one millimeter per month (1mm/Mn). For this reason, the GoatseMobile is usually only seen in museums...
This vehicle was first manufactured in 1909, and after only making six models, the company went completely bankrupt, because the creation of the driveshaft was inexplicably complicated...The main shaft was made of pure diamond, and contained thirteen different sets of cogs rotating at different speeds and sizes through the center of the shaft, which was what made it drive so slowly...
The company was later restarted in 2006 with a much less complicated design. The vehicles now have a maximum top speed of three billion miles per hour, which is the fastest ever for any vehicle or any other moving object... The company has been doing quite well, and is partnered with GoatFactory's Goat Factory in the Goatse department. The two are both owned by Michael Jackson, and that is where he received his incredible health...
Bob Goatse: My new GoatseMobile is teh shit!
David Blaine: Aww...I only have the 1909 model, it suxxes!
Bob Goatse: HAHAHAHA! LOL! N00B!
David Blaine: Aww...I only have the 1909 model, it suxxes!
Bob Goatse: HAHAHAHA! LOL! N00B!
GoatseMobile by The Incredible Goatse Face September 12, 2007
goatship
goatship by Saintjhnsmind November 11, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
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Yap Trap
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.