Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.

I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!

Swedish Money Shot by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025

imaginary money

stocks, bonds, mutual funds, investment portfolios or whatever lol

what are you talking about; my net worth is way more than yours...
yeah, that's imaginary money, homie...

imaginary money by jayg244 December 28, 2025

Minnesota Money Shot

When a Chistofascist gets his face covered in silly string during a failed protest attempt in Minneapolis.

Did you hear about what happened to Jake?

Yeah, his protest was a flop and the locals gave him a silly string facial. It was a classic Minnesota Money Shot.

Minnesota Money Shot by KatrinaJade January 18, 2026

Hard Money Whore

A prostitute who is paid so little for services, she accepts coins rather than paper money.

Alternatively, a prostitute one views so lowly you would only pay her in coins.

That hard money whore on River street charges a quarter for an hour, so I gave her two dimes and a nickel.

Hard Money Whore by Pipiofftherails January 29, 2026

L Money's Royal Duty

This visual magnetism naturally leads to thoughts of his royal duties, specifically the perpetuation of his esteemed lineage. The fervent desire among his admirers is to pair him with a truly THICC mare, one who can match his robust vitality. The vision is clear: to witness him ride, not just for pleasure, but for the crucial act of procreation. This union, it is imagined, would lead to an overwhelming, perhaps even involuntary, release of his “royal batter”—an orgasm so intense and all-consuming that he would have “no choice in the insane orgasm.” The ultimate goal? For him to deliver the BIGGEST, WARMEST, & MOST FERTILE loads imaginable, thereby securing the next generation of champion Wonderbolts for the Kingdom of Equestria.

My, L Money's Royal Duty is BIG...

L Money's Royal Duty by PrinceLittleMoney January 31, 2026

big money

that feeling you get when something goes right.

guy 1: “i just found a half full cart on the ground! im going to get so high!”
guy2: “thats big money!”

big money by poogre March 1, 2026

Bail Money

What you pay them to leave

Yo, the bail money is on the dresser.

Bail Money by Big Mac 83 March 20, 2026