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Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style)

This is a fairly new term and it works a lot, you lift your body, place your hands under your back as you slide down a water slide, while crossing your legs like normal, and you should archive a good speed (this is the sled style). Then to do the penguin style, just go head first and slide with your feet together and your hands firmly on your body. Simple.
Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style) can yeet on ur enemy

Raw water washdown 

A marine hookup used to supply lake/ocean water from underneath the boat as a means for cleaning, etc. It is not a sex thing you filthy barnacle.
Eric used the raw water washdown to clean the bloodstains from the swim platform.

Dehydrated Water 

Its dehydrated water, what else would it be stoopid
Dehydrated Water, it fills up the fastest the firs time

Enslaved water 

Water trapped in disgusting stinky plastic.
Eyo pass me some delicious enslaved water😳😳😳😳😳”
Enslaved water by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

Shower Water 

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.
-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!

The water is in the lint trap 

Code for when some serious shit's about to go down
Hey man can you hear me? The water is in the lint trap, I repeat the water is in the lint trap get the fuck outta there!