I've got cheese at home

A phrase uttered in the drive thru at a fast food restaurant in regards to whether or not one should pay the extra money for cheese on their burger. Usually happens on a first "date", but not exclusive to thus. Also virtually guarantees no second date.

man in drive thru: "We'll have two hamburgers, two small fries, and two medium diet cokes"

drive thru cashier: "would you like to make those cheeseburgers for another 15 cents?"

man in drive thru: "I've got cheese at home"

I've got cheese at home by Area Man June 16, 2011

i love you with every fiber in my body 

It means this girl/boy really truly loves you with every thing in them down to the last atom and molecule. Most people who say it are truly in love.

"I love you with every fiber in my body"

I loved him with every fiber in my body

i love you with every fiber in my body by XxDefintion_MasterXx August 10, 2017

I think I will be back 

What your dad said just before when he went to buy some milk

Never to be seen again

Dad: I think I will be back
Me: dats how I lost my dad, 20 years ago.

*20 years later at Mc Donald’s drinking 75% ice coke

Me: Looks at news
News: a 65 year old man found naked at Walmart holding milk!
Me: that’s how I had united with my dad again.

I think I will be back by wenimechuindasama October 24, 2020

I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends

This... This is just straight facts from god

- I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends, one is always ugly

I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends by 3lsda November 3, 2020

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly

what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!

friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020

I didn’t start the fire 

I didn’t start the fire ..

Can’t without a spark ;)

I didn’t start the fire …

lol come to me you say? Nope open invite .. you come here … !!!

Lmk a bit in advance if I should actually expect company …

I didn’t start the fire by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023

I voted for kodos

A humourous phrase uttered by Homer Simpson during an arguement with Marge after their planet has been overrun by aliens and all humans had been pressed into slavery. Homer is suggesting by this statement that the world would be a better place if the rest of the world had voted Kodos (another alien) into power. In truth if either alien had been voted into power the outcome would have been the same.

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos" - Homer Simpson

I voted for kodos by Mishoni May 12, 2006