mid-life cricycle 

The designer Harley-Davidson style motorbike ridden by 40-something Yuppies to prove they're still "Rebels"

Think Tim "The tool man" Taylor and co in "Wild Hogs" riding a
mid-life cricycle with his buddies at the weekend.

mid-life cricycle by cringeworthy March 1, 2009

Mid-life Chrysler 

Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.

"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

Mid-life Chrysler by Trogdaft June 3, 2009

Skimp Life 

Nothing every really works out for you on a day-to-day basis. Things never go well but you roll with it anyway. When you get to the beach, it rains. When you withdraw money from the bank, it's a gamble if you'll get an insufficient funds fee. When you do have five dollars, you have to decide if you want substinance for life (food) or some brews. (You always choose brews.)

"Dude you just got shat on by a bird." -Yea I know, skimp life.

"How many tall boys you gonna buy?" Well I have enough money for one hot pocket or three beers so it looks like I'm drinkin.

"Skiiiiiiimp Liiiiiiife"

Skimp Life by DJ ADDaBOY June 11, 2010

Flip life 

To tell someone "flip life" is similar to telling them "Go f*ck yourself" or "Screw off."

Fred: Dude, your new girl is a tub of lard

John: . . . Go flip life, Fred.

Flip life by Phil Myer August 13, 2010

Mid-life Douche 

A sub-species of douche between the ages of 30-45, usually divorced. While this particular douche may have once been a decent human being, the onset of a Mid-life Crisis leads to increasingly douchey behavior and eventually, the transformation into a total douche. The Mid-life Crisis Douche will often begin drinking excessively and/or doing a large quantity of illegal drugs and will sleep with or attempt to sleep with much younger women in order to recapture his youth. He will also become obsessed with the gym and will begin buying expensive, tight fitting clothing to show off his "new physique." He will also have an increasing need to be the center of attention; especially when intoxicated. He often uses humor to gain the attention of those around him, and he often resorts to making jokes at the expense of others to distract himself from his own crippling insecurities. The Mid-life Douche can be spotted in clubs dancing awkwardly next to much younger girls, or in a local bar drinking excessively, laughing at his own jokes, or telling stories of his "conquests." This is a degenerative condition. Once someone begins the slide into Mid-life douchebaggery, it is only a matter of time before they morph into a full blown douchebag.

Man, ever since Sean hit 35 he's started to become a Mid-life douche!

Mid-life Douche by doucheh8er June 11, 2011

Bad Life Choices 

Hooking up with someone whom you know -for whatever reason- is someone you really should NOT be hooking up with.

It's 8AM Sunday morning, you're doing the walk of shame in last night's clothes... or what's left of them.

There's only one thought going through your head as you try to remember where your car is:
Dammit! I Make Bad Life Choices.

"Bad Life Choices" are usually sex-life related and tend to fall under having 'sexual relations' with 1 or more of the following; your boss, a co-worker, a cousin, a friend's lover, your mom's boyfriend, your ex's sister, a known player, total stranger or a random groupie and/or friday night ho, etc. etc. etc.

Bad Life Choices by RckRllrLveH8r June 19, 2011

turd life 

Turd life: If you live the turd life you are the absolute shit. You are awesome. You are always on Dejanae Dillard and Zawanna Bailey's level.

The way a bad bitch or a boss nigga lives. Living like larry the lobster. Living like you dont have any cares while your swag is on point. Thats how you live the turd life.

turd life by djtooawesome123 May 6, 2014