Hair Dryer

the act of a homosexual man blowing air into another mans asshole while the other man is jerkin it.

Man Bryce that sure was a good Hair Dryer you gave me last night! - Adam S.

by HarryDick27 July 27, 2018

pussy baby ball hair

YouTuber Quackity in a talent show sees this user

“Your a PBH looking bitch”
“what?”
“pussy baby ball hair”

by DreadMonkey April 20, 2022

Long hair

If you have long hair you’re madly in love with me

If you have long hair you’re automatically in love with me

by Digbick10986 April 8, 2022

Emotional hair

Someone with Great hair.
Would be considered "emo" by people who label.

"I met this beautiful boy this weekend."
"Dude, does he have emotional hair?!"
"Totally, it's rad."

by MarilynMM December 24, 2007

Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.

"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."

by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018

A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food

EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023