Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

cock-bone

A bone inside the penis i.e. something that's non existent or extremely hard to find.

It's probably easier to find the "cock-bone" than Osama alive

by mariaras December 18, 2008

Cock Jog

A Cock Jog is when a guy goes for a jog for the sole purpose of showing off and trying to score numbers from women.
Cock Jogs are usually taken by shirtless guys who jog up next to hot women and try to exchange numbers.

Douche: "See ya later Tom!"
Thomas: "Hey where are you going?"
Douche: "I'm going for a Cock Jog"
Thomas: "oh"

*10 minutes later

Douche: "Hey, my names Douche!"
Claire: "Oh Hi!"
Douche: "Wanna exchange numbers?"
Claire: "Sure!"

by SaySimonSaid January 31, 2009

Cock Wagon

To sneak out or leave work early by catching a ride with the boss or supervisor

Riding with a boss or supervisor for personal benefit.

" hey where's randy? Oh he jumped aboard the cock wagon, he's long gone"

by Actual truck guy January 30, 2014

dribble cock

When your dick excretes little men from fluids in your dick while masturbating with a melon lol

I was masturbating last night and I fucken dribble cocked everywhere cunt

by SaintSwayzee February 25, 2014

ship cock

Dressing one's cock as a ship, and having another sexually ride it in water.

Last night I was in a pool and my girlfriend Ship Cocked me

by Headbanger99 December 23, 2013

Cock Lobbying

When a woman uses her vagina to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with sex. some believe a master of cock lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.

Person 1: "I don't know why I keep buying things for Julie."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."

by Ew! January 24, 2015