Cock wrinkle

A term used to insult someone; A term used to addres a mean grandparent or an old parent; the creases on a cock when flacid;

Wow you granda is a cock wrinkle.

Dude youre such a cock wrinkle!

wanna see my cock wrinkle?

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004

Egg Cock

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.

by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017

cock ventriloquist

A girl that can talk with a cock in her mouth.

That girl is a cock ventriloquist. She told me a joke mid blow job.
I found out she was a cock ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.

by tuber2112 September 2, 2011

cock mungler

A Male Or Female Who Likes To Suck A Fat Cock

Damn I cock mungler 24/7.

by cockmungler 707 July 17, 2009

Cock Blocker

a boy who stops his friend from gettin laid

Talking to a girl guy walks up

Hey Man!!!! Hows your aids <--- He's a cock blocker

by Bobby Laids alot May 26, 2009

Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hands or something similar on your freezing cold penis.

My penis was so cold I had to the cock crematorium to warm it up

by HughMongusCo February 14, 2022

surprise cock

In a porn, the male actors who show up out of nowhere midway through the video.

I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.

by Eric Ha March 30, 2015