Brain TV

The hallucinations/visions you get when trying to get to sleep after taking MDMA e.g. thinking you are somewhere else, talking to someone else or getting imaginary texts on your phone

Dropped 3 pills last night, couldn't sleep for ages the brain tv was a madness

by IOBEPARG January 19, 2020

Twat brain

A stupid worthless smartass person who does not know how to think logically.

Go fuck yourself, Twat brain!

by TommyTazadeh September 7, 2023

Serf Brain

when a low income person supports the growth of billionaires, common amongst conservative voters everywhere

republicans voted to end "death tax" cause they all have serf brain

by greenrush1234 October 10, 2022

Blue Brains

Occurs over the course of time when an attempt to be intellectual or keep a train of thought is made.This is then followed by a sputtering and finally an epic fail on the part of the absent minded individual who manages to make themselves look like foolish idiot.

Girl: I don't know what's wrong with him. He can't keep up a conversation, always wanders off to an unrelated topic.

Friend: Does it happen often?

Girl: Yes!

Friend: He's probably suffering from Blue Brains.

Girl: But why? What would have caused it?

Friend: Most likely he's distracted by his Blue Balls.

by violet_dragon August 17, 2011

Thin Brains

Someone who is unintelligent and/or cannot comprehend complex situations

He has thin brains becuase he cannot comprehend that Atlanta is more than a place on the map.

by jondich March 24, 2024

Brain

The ultimate cretin. She will definitely know who she is.

A Brain will say things like - Brain reasons that pinky is important for brain's happiness therefore brain misses pinky.

by Pinky loves Brain December 16, 2008

Braining

Braining is a fun, safe way for gay men to connect with their lesbian counterpart through tribbing.

First get a breast pump and suction it around the anus. Turn on for an efficient prolapse on both men. Finally the men agressively rub prolapses resembling lesbian scissoring

"Hey bro let's get back to braining tonight, got me anus all clean" "Sure man, but we gotta clean my baby mommas breast pump this time."

by KingTwink June 22, 2021