Death

Grave

Commit death

by N@thanV2 August 27, 2020

Death crust

Crusty snow that makes you want to die

Dude did you you ski that death crust. Yes i wanted to die

by Lordben March 11, 2021

fourth ring of death

The fourth ring of a phone call, after which you know the receiving end is not going to answer.

Ah shit, its the fourth ring of death, guess I'm going to voicemail.

by REAL BETA December 6, 2019

Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.

Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.

I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.

by ultralamefest November 7, 2017

Death by McLaughlin

A method of capital punishment primarily reserved for offenses involving non-human victims. The condemned individual is subjected to continuous auditory exposure to Sarah McLachlan’s 'In the Arms of the Angels' until such time as they either suffer fatal exsanguination resulting from self-inflicted auricular trauma or succumb to terminal psychological distress—whichever occurs first.

The judge found the man's aggrivated abuse of his dog to be so heinous that he sentenced him to Death by McLaughlin.

by Va-JJ June 27, 2025

death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020