Christian Death metal 

Fans of the best genre of music out there - Deathmetal.

Contrary to what some other dumbass fucktards have said in here, deathmetal and Christianity do not clash - some basic concepts held by *some* deathmetal bands may be anti-christian, but as far as metal goes, deathmetal tends to be about the state of fucked-ness the world is in, due to human fuck ups, and corruption (which no Christian denies).

All the dicks who decide to go on and on about how anti-christian they are, are mostly just faggot wannabe's, who're trying to get some friends, have their heads lodged up their asses, dont have a fucking clue about what they're claiming to stand for (fucking bandwagon jumping pussies) and dont know the first thing about metal.

(I can respect bands like Lamb of God for their musical talent,and *love* their music, without some of their lyrics having any meaning for me, or affecting my beliefs. Other bands like deicide though, which are just a bunch of musically untalented fucktards, who wanna talk shit about christianity - can go fuck a goat).

All the dickheaded satanists, or atheists, or christian-haters out there, need to realize one thing. We've been around longer than you, we've fought harder and more viciously than you (yeah, we can and have / do fight for our beliefs, all the time, physically and otherwise). We are meaner then you, we are stronger than you, we can take more punishment than you, and above all. We're right.

So all you little bitches who think you're badass by waving around your upside-down crosses, or by screaming your little angsty shit views about God - come get some, we'll crush your fucking skulls.

Satanist_reject: Haha, good lil' Christian boys, I'm with the antichrist, what you gonna do?

Hardcore_Christian: *breaks the fags arm, throws him in the mosh pit and dives on him* Real tough man, bring it on faggot, the devil is a nerdy cocksucker

(Christian Death metal rules hard, it's just normal deathmetal, except the dudes are screaming Christian lyrics every so often)

Christian Death metal by AgeOfVengeance April 23, 2006

liquid death 

1. A drug that can induce unconciousness, similar to alcohol but much more potent. 2 spoonfulls can knock out almost anyone.

2. A phrase that sounds cool if you say it in a metallica-esque voice. It can mean "Cool!" or "Total Destruction!".

- Dont drink liquid death when youre driving or else you will certainly crash.
- Dude that Decapitated concert was straight up LIQUID DEATH!!
- How about a taste of LIQUID DEATH!!?

liquid death by Mat August 30, 2006

Red Ring of Death

period, a female's menstrual cycle, a certain terrible "time of the month". commonly affects a certain video game console as well as most vaginas under 45 years of age. prohibits "play time" or any other type of extracurricular activity.

"I won't be getting any action tonight, Charlene's XBOX has got the Red Ring of Death."

Red Ring of Death by LarryAppleton February 4, 2010

heal of death 

when you take your heal and bring it down very hard on the soft area above the knee cap on another person.

you pissed me off now i will give you a "heal of death"!

no please don't! I beg you!

whack!!!!

you just got a "heal of death"! now don't piss me off again!

heal of death by GMoney52 February 26, 2010

Brian Griffin death 

The death that took place on November 2013 and Brian may not be brought back from the dead.

Example of Brian griffin death
Kid 1: OMG BRIAN DEAD ;(

Kid 2: IKR?!
Hypocrite: HAHAHAH HE WAS SO LIBERAL *Meanwhile praises Hillary Clinton*

Brian Griffin death by hipsteroftheyear December 2, 2013

Puerto Rican Kiss of Death 

When pooping, you dick or balls hit the inside of the bowl.

I was droppin a deuce at Dawn's house when I got a Puerto Rican Kiss of Death.

Puerto Rican Kiss of Death by Dundalk Matt July 2, 2007

Grandma Death's 

The party of the century that took place on September 18th, 2007 and again on October 25th, 2007, although the latter didn't end as successfully as the first.

Pretty much a rave set in an abandoned home, Grandma Death's is an experience that, too many, will never truly be recreated or replaced. No other party will ever come close to this epic life-changing event.

Caused much scandal in the local high school after the second "Halloween Theme" party was called in, thanks to the neighbors across the street. After interrogation from officers and the school administration, everyone in attendance (roughly 60+ students) received Trespassing fines. Most students confessed due to a video camera being left behind, which the cops found upon arrival.

Term is used to describe an amazing moment in time. Very nostalgic. A heavenly experience. Dream come true.

"Wow, this ice cream is almost as amazing as Grandma Death's!"
"This song is sooo Grandma Death's!"
"Grandma Gone's was great... but it could never compare to Grandma Death's."
"I fought the LAW and the LAW WON with Grandma Death's!"
"The time I dropped E, it was like reliving Grandma Death's all over again!"
"I hope I go to Grandma Death's when I die."

Grandma Death's by allnightraver March 9, 2009